Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Happy memories in WASE


Such wonderful days they were
I had to study no more
Tired of having so much fun
I went to visit a friend of mine

She said there was an interview
Please accompany me.. will you?
I went coz i had nothing better to do
was surprised as she did not, but I got through

Confident yet scared I stood in line
Telling myself everything would be fine
Saw a lady pushing everyone as she walked
came to know later, she holds ur hand when she talks

A quiet looking girl came over
and said let us go in together
we ended up sitting together for more than a year
She did DCI, I did KM, but we were still near

A fair, cute girl told me we were destined to meet
we missed meeting earlier, that we meet is fate.
A dimpled girl rode on my bike and we were quite a pair
from pani puris to bus rides we had a lot to share

The curly haired brat was such a pain
I swore I'd trip her if I'd meet her again
Slowly she danced her way into my heart
Now, only a mirror can tell us apart.

The lanky girl asked if my body doesn't ache
thanks to my heavy earrings and long drives on my bike
She dances with gusto and her song is loud and clear
She is so much fun to be with and is such a dear

The bright eyed girl wanted to know if i wore lipstick
A laugh riot I tell you, she's one funny chic
I fought with the short boy coz he wanted to sit in the front
I did not know back then that he was stuffed with talent

The wild haired boy wondered if i lost my hair band
He was the right seasoning in a life which was bland
Exams, movies, lunches, dinners and bike rides too
Together all the time, ppl joked that we were stuck with glue

The chubby boy was interesting so we chatted
'sir, ma'am will u please listen?' The faculty requested
The fair boy's baby I stole, coz it looked underfed
He probably thinks I'm a bitch and fame is all I wanted

The long haired girl gave everything an artistic touch
To wear a saree she does not need a reason as such
The fair skinned girl and the talkative boys took the same bus
Journeys to work were never boring for us

The two skinny boys taught me how to dance
the lanky girl got one in a trance
I chat with the other one almost everyday
I wonder why he's not online today

Fifteen hundred days and a hundred new faces
Each with a different Mindset, all from different places
I wouldn't really say they were wonderful days
But these are a few happy memories from WASE

Monday, August 18, 2008

Someone could be jealous of you!


This is something my buddy pinki wrote.. and I love it



I was waiting for the office bus to arrive, with my face clutched in a tight frown

In a minute the bus would be here and I will reach my desk even before the crack of dawn.

Cursing my inabilities for being stuck with this worthless job,

I glared at my watch in anguish. . . Bus should have been here by now!!



Someone tapped on my shoulder, taking no notice of my angry gaze

I turned around with reluctance; and there stood my friend with a sparkling smile on her face

With her vision locked on my ID card, she enquired all about my unworthy job

It was so apparent she was looking for one such post, it made no sense that I started whining to her about my ill-fated course

I was in no mood to talk… thankfully she left soon. I guess she sensed my hesitance.

A loud horn creaked into my ears … it was my office bus that braked through my thought process,

I looked at my watch again, today it is Five minutes late…!!



I grinned slightly as a little something popped in my mind,

May be there really is nothing to worry about, happiness could be within me only if I try to find

I suddenly started to feel creditable for my worthy job

Coz while I was mourning my life, Somebody envied me and my ID card!!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Jodi jail ki!! It's a long story

This is something my friend naveen and i created when we got bored chatting!!
Each one of us put in one line and ended up with this hilarious??? story. Here goes!


*ing: Mimo chakroborthy as Mehul, Reema sen as priya, Tanisha as shipra, sai kumar in a double role as constable gaithonde and binoy
Our hero is called Mehul, mehul mitra
and he is in Darjling NDA acadamy
Our heroine studies architechture in kolkata
still in college u c :)
mehul is court marshalled becoz of his conduct, he smokes alot
now he is in search of job
there is one job opening for aerobic trainer in kolkata..
Shipra is an intern with the guy who is building the aerobics centre
Mehul is in kolkata, he didnt like the job so he wants to go back to his native himachal
He prefers hill stations :) mehul is the name of a hill
So mehul goes to railway station to book tickets
shipra is planning a trip to shimla with her friends
mehul has no reservation he cant go back !!can he come with her ???
shipra is waiting for one of her friends in the railway station he did not turn up
okay mehul received a call from binoy he says !! he is stuck at some imp work
so he wants to pass a mesg to a girl named shipra at station
as mehul is at railway station
:D
Mehul finds shipra's seat number and goes to meet her in that seat he sees a girl with big glasses reading a book
ya ! mehul requests,,,, no no begs her for ticket
she denies
Then mehul throws her bag and train leaves and she gets down
and scolds him for throwing her bag down :D
then he says im sorry shipra but i was angry
the girl says my name is not shipra
then he checks the seat number to find out he got into wrong compartment :P
then he promises her to take shimla next week as tickets are avialable
the girl says she has to get into the train as she has to reach simla urgently
then mehul calls railway station and tells them there is a bomb in the train
and takes her and runs to next station
and mean while the train is stopped and is delayed by 2 hrs
on the way he finds out that the girls name is priya and she has an interview to attend in simla
okay priya says she has 4 tickets to simla, priya and mehul stats liking each other
and shipra starts liking binoy!!
but binoy did not come??
mehul tells about binoy !!
and priya is ex girl frind of binoy
and shipra gets arrested as she is really carriying the bomb
and inspector gaithonde ... is person who arrests
then we find out priya put the bomb in shipras bag as she hates shipra
:D
coz she likes binoy
then mehul kills binoy and gaithonde arrests mehul
and priya and mehul live happly in jail
shipra and mehul are convicted in the same case so they travel to court everyday
:D
in jail??
they don;t keep them in the same jail!!
okay mehul and priya live happly separately in different jails

Jodi jail ke !!
It's a loooooong story!!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Platform no 5

I went to the railway station last week to see my mom off on a piligrimage. The train was at platform -4. As I walked up the bridge to get to platform number 4, I saw the board "Way to platform no 5". This brought back a very funny memory.

Last year my family (me, mom 'n dad) , my aunt and two of my cousins (her kids) were to go on a trip to vizag. On that day my sis and I were to start @ work around 3:30 PM and reach the railway station. Though we work in the same area we planned to go seperately.I was to board the train @ secunderabad with my parents, and she at nampally with her mom and bro.

I reached the station at 4:45 pm and was waiting for the train on platform no 1. My bro called me at that time and asked me where I was, I said I was waiting on the platform for the train. He said ok and cut the call. I confirmed from a porter if I was on the right platform and he said yes.

After a few minutes, my bro called me again and he was literally bellowing into the phone "Where are you? The trains about to start."

I thought the train was to depart at 5:45. But he said no, it's leavin right now. I asked him if my parents had reached but he did not reply. I was in total confusion. There was no train on platform no 1. I asked him which platform and he said platform no 5. And then I ran, I must have never run harder in my life, I run quite fast for my height, but it had been ages since I ran. I reached platform no 5 in exactly 30 seconds.

By this time my brother was shouting into the phone. He was like "get into ANY compartment. you can find us later. The train is moving" but the train on platform on 5 was not moving. It was a train to vizag, but it was NOT moving. I told him the same. He said "we are on godavari express. platform no 5 does not mean 1-2-3-4-5. It means 1, 2-3, 4-5" This was exactly how he said it. I WAS on the right platform. But the train was not moving AND it was not godavari.

Here's the conversation between us. I'm writing it in telugu as we spoke.

He: ayyo train vellipotundi. ekkava leda? (the trains moving. are you on board or not?)
Me(still running, pushing and shoving): Ledu ee train ikkade undi.ma mummy vallu ekkara? (No, the trains not moving yet. Are my folks there?)
He(agitated): Train vellipoyindi. nuvvu tondaraga secunderabad vellu. akkada catch cheyyi. ( The trains left. You go to secunderabad quickly and catch the train there.)
Me(took a few seconds for what he said to sink in): Nenu secunderabad lone unnanu. (I am at secunderabad).

And then both of us started laughing our heads off. I told him I'll talk to him after THEY come to secunderabad and cut the call. Then I slowly dragged myself back to platform no 1, bought myself a coooooold drink and sank onto a bench. I could not even laugh as I was alone and people would think I was mad.(I very much looked the part, thanks to all the running.) Finally, my parents reached the station and I told them what happened. after some time the train arrived. and the moment we saw each other all of us started laughing again. It then struck me that I never mentioned to my aunt or cousins that I would board the train at secunderabad. They assumed I would come to namaplly as it was closer to where I work.

Journeys to vizag were never so much fun :)

Friday, June 27, 2008

English again

Notice spotted on the rear of a car.. "for rash driving and accidents please call 99-------" Well I do have plans of getting my STM lecturer involved in an accident:)

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Regret???

Sign on a petrol bunk-
" Petrol bunk closed for renovation. Please regret the inconvenience" :)

Friday, June 6, 2008

I wish I were a poet

One of my early works! wrote this when I was 11 years old.

I wish I were a poet
With words I would play,
I'd write verses sweet,
My thoughts, they would portray

I'd write about the river,
Maybe about the flower,
A little about the dove,
surely about peace and love

I'd write about life,
'bout a man and his wife
I'd pen things crazy
'bout the rose and the daisy

I know my poem is silly
Told you am no poet
I wish hard, truly
I wanna be a poet!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Neekosam

This was something I wrote after a conversation with a friend in college.. she wanted to say all this to someone but never could.. babes.. this is dedicated to you!

ప్రతి క్షణం నీ పేరునే పలుకుతూ
ప్రతి నిమిషం నిన్నే కలవరిస్తూ
ప్రతి మనిషిలో నిన్నే చూస్తూ
ప్రతి దారిలో నిన్నే వెతుకుతున్నా

నా ప్రతి శ్వాస నీకంకితం
నా ప్రతి పలుకు నీ కోసం
నా ప్రతి అడుగు నిన్ను చేరుతుందని నమ్మకం
నా ప్రతి తలపులో నీ జ్ఞాపకం

ఎలా చెప్పను నువ్వే నా ప్రాణమని
ఎలా చెప్పను నీ పైనే నా ధ్యానమని
ఎలా చెప్పను నువ్వంటే అభిమానమని
నువ్వు నా కోసమే పుట్టావని, అనుమానమని

నువ్వు దూరమవుతావని భయంగా ఉన్నా
నీ మనసులో నే లేనని తెలుసుకున్నా
నీ స్నేహమే నే కోరుతున్నా
నువ్వు నవ్వుతావని తెలిసినా ఇలా రాస్తున్నా

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Stupidity at it's best

I'm writing this stupid poem
when i was supposed to study
If I write this in my exam,
Will my grades be steady?

My thoughts seem to waver,
I cannot even think,
I've wasted so much paper,
Even a lot of Ink!

This poem better be good
coz I've wasted so much time
I'm not able to brood
and just not able to rhyme

This poem seems real fine
nothing much to mend
But, there's a problem with the last line..
How is it supposed to end ?????

I Think

As a new day dawns
I lay thinkin'
The world still snores and yawns
But I lay thinkin'!

As the night went by
All the stars an' the moon
would beg n cry,
please sleep soon!

But I could never sleep,
As I thought of you
My thoughts so deep,
My feelings true!

I thought and thought,
all through the night,
with sleep I fought,
using all my might!

Here comes the day,
Now I have a new worry,
awake I still lay,
My thoughts hazy and blurry!

Now I womder,
Try as hard as I may,
I'll catch up on my slumber,
I'm gonna sleep at work today